What I love (and hate) about Australia

November 2, 2011 in Australia,Featured,Places

When the sun is shining, when I’m sipping a latte with perfectly frothed milk, when I’m watching the sun set over St Kilda beach–I think, I could stay here forever. I could live here. I could raise a family and have a career and own a dog here. I could be happy here. I am happy here.

Sunset in St Kilda beach, Melbourne, Australia

My job offered me sponsorship, and it was a very difficult option to turn down. There’s a lot that I love about Australia, and I’m certainly not opposed to living here one day–unfortunately, now’s just not the right time.

What I love

  • The people: Australians are incredibly friendly, laid-back and fun. The boys are good-looking with an adorable accent. The girls are gorgeous and heaps of fun. They’re always keen for a cold beer and to chat about where to go in Australia (or, more likely, the shenanigans they had on a gap year in Europe). As with everywhere, there are a few bad apples–but overall, I’ve been overwhelmed by how many brilliant Australians I’ve met.
Manly Beach on a sunny day, Sydney, Australia
  • The variety of landscapes: Gorgeous beaches, stark red outback, towering rainforest: whatever you’re looking for, Australia has it.
  • The slang: I’ve started replacing “z” with “s” and throwing in an unnecessary “u”. I say “how ya goin’” instead of “how’s it going” and pepper my speech with arvo, mate and exxy. Australian slang is heavy on abbreviations and the accent is impossible, but it’s fun to listen to an Australian speak in what’s supposedly English and have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.
  • The liveable cities: While Melbourne is rated the world’s most liveable city by The Economist, Sydney, Perth and Adelaide are also in the top 10–based on the stability, health care, culture and environment, education and infrastructure of the city. Add in four weeks of vacation and state-sponsored medical coverage, and I’m sold.
Breakfast at Kanteen, South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia
  • The food: Vegemite, Milo, pavlova–what’s not to love? Plus, I swear Australia does a better brekky and a better coffee than anywhere else in world.
  • Sunday sessions: There’s no better way to end the weekend than a few cheeky ciders and acoustic music with good friends. My personal favorite is The Branch in St Kilda: great music, $5 pizzas and always plenty of eye candy.
Hobart, Tasmania river at dusk
  • Tasmania: It’s an incredibly unspoiled and unpretentious part of the world–but it also features a world-class modern art museum, award-winning wines, a sparkling harbour. I just spent a few days in Hobart, so there’s still so much of Tassie I’d love to see.
  • The sports: Aussies are certainly passionate about their sport, and whether it’s an AFL game at the MCG or a day out at the Spring Racing Carnival, they don’t do anything half way.
Three Bags Full exterior and cyclist, Abbotsford, Melbourne, Australia

What I hate

  • Isolated: It’s so far away from the rest of the world! This really comes into place with flight prices: it’s difficult to get away for less than $1500 round-trip. Intense jet lag also comes into play, which is why when Australians go overseas for vacation, they tend to stay a while. Finding a good deal is a bit easier if you look on comparison sites like Expedia, especially when looking for cheap round trip airfare to Buenos Aires or other tropical locations that aren’t close by.
  • Very big and difficult to travel: Area-wise, Australia is about the same size as the United States, but it only has about six major cities. There are vast expanses of land that aren’t populated because of harsh weather conditions, whether it’s being prone to drought or frequented by monsoons. Flight prices across the country aren’t exactly cheap either.
Latte at Three Bags Full, Abbotsford, Melbourne, Australia
  • Expensive: The Australian dollar is remarkably strong at the moment, making it even more difficult for foreign tourists. Once you’re earning Aussie dollars, the prices are comparable to any other big city–but things like movie tickets and public transportation fares still come as a shock.
  • Internet access: There’s free Wifi in McDonald’s and libraries, but not many hostels or individuals can afford unlimited Wifi. Broadband sticks are the way to go, and if you plan on Skyping or uploading many photos, they’re not too cheap.
What do you love and hate about Australia? 
  • Anonymous

    Qantas is doing an INCREDIBLE deal to get back to Australia this summer from LAX…just saying! And I found it super easy to get a job while I was there, the economy is really strong and they’re hiring in all sectors. Much better situation than the states or Europe.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve heard a few Australian-owned cafes have opened in Paris…might be worth a trip over!

  • http://twitter.com/usget Russell Gowers

    Love – landscape, relaxed attitude, most of the people, and the meat. It’s like the good bits of America with enough that’s homely from England. “Can-do” attitude that is miles away from the health and safety culture here.

    Hate – thinly veiled racism everywhere and open scorn of “abos” in most cases. Stupidly expensive versus the GBP (but that’s more our fault than theirs). The abbreviations, all of which end in “o”, “y” or “ay” – they make their dialect sound like that backwards language you make up to confuse your parents as a child. Sydney traffic. And Aussie TV, especially Aussie news.

    Overall – much more love than hate,  but I wish it was cheaper!

  • Anonymous

    Yes, much more love than hate although I can definitely relate to all of your hates–I couldn’t stand the Aussie sitcoms and dramas, although I loved The Project! And yes, totally wish it was cheaper!

  • Luke

    “Open scorn of Abos.”  ’Abos’ is an incredibly offensive word in Australia.  It’s comparable to the ‘N’ word in the United States.  I suggest, if you’re ever there, to never say that word in public.

    Also, I’ve been to Australia heaps and I’ve never really experienced racism.  The real racist hotspots seem to be places like NQ where it’s a mainly Sicilian immigrant population.  All in all Aussies are very welcoming.  Aussies are incredibly relaxed in their views.  Which means that racist jokes really don’t offend them, but they never mean anything bad by it.  

  • Lee

    Perrh has beautiful beaches. Food is always good, though service not always great. Very expensive to live.

  • Visited Australia Once

    There’s a few in and around London:
    http://www.taylor-st.com/locations/locations.html
    Outstanding coffee …

  • camorose

    Totally agree about it being expensive–but so beautiful!

  • http://www.sydneyshowboats.com.au/ Criss

    Agree with you to a great extent! Although WIFI is not fully covered in cities of Australia, I dont think broadband is expensive and not upto the mark. I really enjoy my broadband connection. 
    Anyway, nice observation Christine! keep it up :)

  • camorose

    Glad you enjoyed it–I do miss my little broadband stick!

  • Arshisoft

    I love the compulsory vote, the status of the tradies and their services exchange system, their wine, their sailing culture, their outdoories week ends, their sense of green development, the school uniforms, the clear labels on the products, their humour and humility…
    I hate: they sell their underground to China, their administration too slow and the visa diffcult to apply for, the red necks, how they avoid the aboriginal question, Gladstone development and the threat of the great barrier reef, New south wales absurd regulations, bank loan systems corrupted, the innocence of the children from a young country, how they consider that no French people can speak a correct english…

    But I still plan to live my life in Oz… for a big big while…

  • http://twitter.com/Treasure_Autor Treasure ofTravelers

    I love all that you like! My favorite city is Brisbane (but I’ve only seen Sydney, Alice Spring and Darwin). The worst thing is the isolation but you feel like in another world and so quiet… it is a compromise! ;-)

  • http://twitter.com/Treasure_Autor Treasure ofTravelers

    I love all that you like! My favorite city is Brisbane (but I’ve only seen Sydney, Alice Spring and Darwin). The worst thing is the isolation but you feel like in another world and so quiet… it is a compromise! ;-)

  • camorose

    Definitely a compromise–missing Australia like crazy but don’t know if I could do a lifetime of being so far away from Europe!

  • Tracey Livingston

    Australia rocks…although of course I am a little biased. When you do visit South Australia and Western Australia you will fall in love with Oz all over again! Be sure to pop by Pt MacDonnell on the Limestone Coast. You won’t be disappointed.

  • camorose

    I actually drove across the Nullarbor from Adelaide to Perth–SA and WA are probably two of the most gorgeous and underrated states in Oz!!!

  • http://twitter.com/tvlinfographics Travel Infographics

    As an Aussie living in the UK the one thing I hate about Australia is the cost of Everything! What’s stopping me from going back is the cost of property in my hometown Sydney. even the feral and bogan Western Suburbs is expensive now!!!

  • wildwesternaustralia

    Great article – I agree with everything you mentioned! But in some ways I
    love the emptiness and vastness of the land, even if it does mean
    10 hour drives to get places. For me (speaking as an Aussie)
    the one downside as a travel destination is that the cities are so
    young, and don’t have the art, architecture and rich history that other
    places in the world have, but the beautiful beaches and wild landscapes make up for that.

  • camorose

    Very true–although I do love the uniquely Australian architecture of Melbourne and Sydney. The terrace houses are just gorgeous–AND they’re right near the beach :)

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